Shut-ins of the world, you’ll have to attend a bit longer to your final wish-fulfillment online game. Date The whole lot!, the cheekily weird romantic sim from Team17 and Sassy Chap Video games, is now not arriving on October 24, as was initially introduced. On Friday, the workforce pushed again the sport’s launch date to Valentine’s Day 2025.
On a sport design stage, Date The whole lot! seems to be a easy courting simulator with dialogue branches and voiced characters. What units it aside is its delightfully absurd premise: You possibly can date all of your family objects, due to magical glasses often known as the “Dateviator.”
Your dateable objects every have a definite character and branching storylines. Your romantic prospects embrace a laundry hamper (the fiery “Harper”), a vacuum cleaner (the hunky “Hoove”) and your overwhelming (and shirtless) sense of existential dread who would like simply to be referred to as “Doug.” As unappealing as that bunch sounds for a romantic fling, it could nonetheless beat right now’s microtransaction-riddled courting apps.
Relying in your dialog department decisions, every humanized object can turn into a Love, Pal or Hate. The sport’s press launch promised that every consequence influences a “critical path tying it all together,” so select properly between the lamp and the towel who attire like Liberace.
Date The whole lot! arrives on February 14, 2025, on Swap, PS5, Xbox Collection X/S and PC.
